Cigarette girls were made famous by the famed Playboy Club. The bunny costume was a derivative of those jobs and the business to entice their clients more. Unfortunately, smoking has now become less of a social expectancy and more of a tyranny against humanity and life; our need to "chill the fuck out" has been replaced with veggie, uptight, frigid virgins' opinions whom feel singing old Presbyterian hymnals satisfy their soul better than a good fuck and a cigarette. Well, God damn cancer and God damn those frigid, virgin assholes who will never experience any joy in their miserable servitude except when they finally decide to leave their closeted spouses and become the leather bound subs they've always wanted to be. Fuck... I'll have a smoke when I can. I'll enjoy my brakes when I must and thank goodness for others willing to show us the sultry side of our fantasies to give our minds a rest. Fantastic.
-The Gent
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